"From the chilling opening music, through the Nymphoid Barbarian’s explanatory speech, to the stunning climax, this movie excels in all departments. The dinosaur animation is simply incredible ~ well ahead of its time ~ and the panoramic post-apocalypse scenery is nothing short of breathtaking. The plot, we cannot help but feel, is disturbingly prophetic. This film could be set any time in the next 100 years. It could happen tomorrow. The acting is without fault, and it will come as no surprise to us if Paul Guzzi and Linda Corwin (in particular) rise to even greater heights in the film industry. Superb entertainment. I give this movie 4 Racquels." – Jeremiah Gainstein (printed with permission)

"A porn movie without the porn." – Jonty Meldrum

If you have had the pleasure of viewing A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell, please send a review to Club Bullwinkle c/o fatruphus@yahoo.co.uk